Dont Bro Me If You Dont Know Me.

I have anxiety. Woohoo

I like dogs and summer.

Long country drives make me happy.

I have an anchor tattoo for my gramps. And no it's not a typical white girl tattoo you stupid twat. Piss off. ✌️

sorry for the naked people... not really

Lmao

Putin saying he isn’t helping the rebels in Ukraine in anyway is like me saying I didn’t share my chips with the dog.

tinalikesbutts:

Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

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trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

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inkskinned:

idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know this is boring” or “sorry i just got excited”

like you know somewhere in their life someone they respected told them “shut up nobody cares” and ever since they can’t talk about their favorite things without apologizing every 5 seconds

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revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

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dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

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